Couples flock to hotels every Valentine’s Day, and it’s easy to see why. Indulgent meals, fine wine, and the blissful absence of kids or family obligations create a perfect romantic escape. At the Somerville Hotel, these perks come with the added charm of a picturesque promenade for evening strolls and crisp beach walks in the morning. Nestled above St. Aubin’s Bay, this well-known white château offers a serene haven away from home – an ideal spot for uninterrupted quality time with your partner.
Whilst this is all very dreamy and romantic, there’s no reason to miss out on all the fun if you’ve been struggling to put up with someone for long enough to sustain a committed romantic relationship. If the idea of celebrating with a long-term partner doesn’t apply to you, why not embrace the ultimate Galentine’s getaway? After all, if there’s one day a year that you can guarantee all your single friends will be free, it’s February 14th. Why not elevate the occasion beyond the standard spicy romcom, wine and popcorn combo, and check yourselves in for a night at the Somerville? Sure, everyone may assume you’re a couple (especially when you take the wine up to your room for a proper pyjama debrief) but why let that stop you from having a great time?
Our adventure began with the all-important room arrangement. As much as I’d have loved to give Georgia a cheeky spoon on Valentine’s, she wisely insisted on a twin room – my starfish sleeping tendencies are infamous. In exchange, I scored a trial session with her coveted eye mask and the promise that she’d help me film social media content during dinner. With the logistics sorted, we explored our room, admiring the stunning view and debating whether a pint at the Traf was in our future.
The evening kicked off with cocktails at the bar, where we indulged in the hotel’s creative drink offerings and soaked in the sophisticated yet inviting ambiance. Dinner itself was a treat, featuring a menu that balanced rich flavours and thoughtful presentation. Both the salmon and duck dishes were perfectly cooked, and the waitress’ attentiveness made us feel warmly welcomed. Dessert provided a sweet twist that ended the meal nicely, spiralling us deep into a blissful food coma.
Back in our cozy twin setup, we began the obligatory wine yapping session. This included but was not limited to: all the embarrassing things we’d done in work that week, taking a cringe-inducing scroll down our old Finsta accounts, and unanimously agreeing that Magic Mike XXL was much better than the original (and not just because of the drill scene). Before we knew it, the cloud-like beds and silky eye masks lulled us into one of the best sleeps we’ve had in ages. Needless to say, we never made it to the Traf.
Morning arrived with a leisurely breakfast of Eggs Royale, orange juice and perfectly brewed coffee. As with dinner the night before, the chefs catered specially for Georgia’s gluten free diet, ensuring that she ate like a queen. Seated by a massive bay window, we savoured the misty winter views of St Aubin’s Bay – an ethereal scene that pulled us to the beach below, enclosed by a forested coastline that adds a level of privacy to the bay. Laced with soft mist, this scenic backdrop was giving serious Twilight vibes.
If a Galantine’s staycation sounds like your kind of thing, don’t wait until next year to plan it. The Somerville has a Valentine’s 2025 offer that makes it even more tempting, and who knows, you might not be able to spend next Feb 14th with the girls. It’s a saddening prospect – but all the more reason to make this one a night to remember.
What they say…
In an island that’s only 9×5 and packed with beauty, it’s weirdly easy to get stuck in a scenic rut. That 20-minute journey that would be a milk run on the mainland is suddenly “too far” and that all-too-seldom trip out east/west (delete as applicable) starts to feel like a holiday even though it’s only a few miles away. It’s on these little excursions that you realise just how much our beautiful island has to offer, and just how much you miss when you’re rushing from A to B. “Dépaysement” as the French say – a change of scenery, a mental refresh, or that unmistakable holiday feeling. When was the last time you wandered up the St Aubin high-street, popped into one of the many boutiques or checked out “Pebble Beach” at low tide? Possibly never, which is a shame considering how incredibly pretty it all is. It’s on your doorstep and you’re missing out. This is why nothing beats staycation. It’s the ultimate easy short break, offering that proper holiday feeling without the hassle or cost of going abroad. Instant dépaysement with a room for about as much a taxi to the airport and back. This winter, book yourself a staycation at the Somerville Hotel and find out why tourists and locals keep coming back.
Book Direct for staycations inc. dinner, bubbles & breakfast from £168/couple. B&B & Room only also available. Call 01534 491906 or visit somervillejersey.com
